If Trump says it, he’s lying or getting rich off of it, or both.

If Blanche says it, read the fine print —backwards and up and down — then don’t sign it. It’s evil and he’s corrupt.

If RFK, Jr is for it, the likelihood is that you’ll die early if you try it. Don’t try it.

If Kash Patel calls you a criminal, you’re on the right path.

If people at DHS are mad at you, You must be doing something right.

If ICE says they didn’t shoot someone, or did so because that person did something wrong, they’re lying.

If the administration says something is a dangerous lie (i.e. Black History) it’s probably true American history.

If Mitch McConnell tells you he’s alive, consider that you may be hearing ghosts.

If you think the infighting between the Republican Senate and the president means they are concerned for your welfare, ask for receipts.

If Steven Miller is your hero, remember that he doesn’t show up in a mirror and ask why.

If Caroline Leavitt says it with a smile, it’s an ugly policy.

If she’s mad at you, you’ve asked the right question. Not the one she’s going to answer, mind you, but the right question nonetheless.

If this administration advocates for a policy, there’s money it for them.

If FOX News says it and you’re mad about it, they like it that way.

If FOX News said it and it’s frightening, it’s a lie.

If they (any of the above)’s lips are moving, they’re lying.

“We see through a mirror darkly, then we shall see in full” — the apostle Paul.

Peace,

John